Crunch Bowl Makes Money Online While Sleeping

Looks like I've found a way of making all babies sleep and not mess around while their mommies and daddies are busy. One jumbo bottle of beer is what it takes to keep them asleep the whole damn night or even at daytime. LOL

I named this baby as RH cause he's soo dozed of emptying one whole bottle of the real strong suff.

The first time I saw you, I suddenly fell and longed to be with you. Oh my Jansport Elefunk Messenger-Type Bag. I want you wrapped around me, on my side, this Christmas.

• Padded adjustable webbing shoulder strap.
• 1 main zippered compartment with file divider.
• 2 corner storage compartments.
• 1 front drawbridge compartment with deluxe organizer.
• Side mesh water bottle pocket.
• Dual buckle closure front flap with exterior zippered pocket.
• 1450 cubic inch/24 liter capacity.
• Weighs 2 lbs./1.0 kg.
• Dimensions: 13" x 15.75" x 5.5".
• 600D Poly/420D Velocity fabric.

An unbelievable rock formation on the shores of a lake in Burma. It's only possible to view this image on a certain time of the year, due to the reflection of the angle of the sun. To view it better, tilt your head to your left as if you want to look at the image from a 90 Degree angle turned to the right and look at the reflection in the water joined together with the rock formation. The image depicts a praying mother and son.

Do you like to eat hotdog on a bun? Mmmmm yummy.. wait till you see this..LOL Poor little fella! What if this was your meal today..hahaha Tastes very good eh' Delisyoso!! Chow!

No way Jose! I'm never gonna pee on those cubicles. I'm shy! That girl is always watching...hahahaha Tsk! Very embarassing..LOL

Wowowee! What a very ingenious way of creating a classic, yet a very creative luxurious car. Filipinos will surely love to buy one of these crap. While Americans are trying to develop a 100$ laptop for children in Africa, Russians have developed a 100 buck Limo for Russian celebs. What do you think guys? Will this piece of crap last a day or two?LOL I'll probably swap my refurbished macbook air for this piece of junk..hehehe

Wow this video rocks man! It's a rendition of the jungle theme in one of my favorite games from Nintendo. When I was still a kid I used to play this video game together with my cousins. I miss those good old days when I was still a kid. I just love playing those classic video games.

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DON'T SLEEP WITH YOUR WATCH ON
Watches can emit a certain level of radioactivity. Though small, but if you wear your watch to bed for a long time, it might have adverse effects on your health.

DON'T SLEEP BESIDE YOUR CELLPHONE
Putting the phone beside your bed or anywhere near you is not encouraged. Though some of us will use phones as alarm clocks, but please put the phone as far as possible. Scientists have proved that electrical items including mobile phone and television sets emit magnetic waves when used. These waves can cause disruptions to our nervous system. Therefore if you need to put your mobile phone near you, switch it off first.

DON'T SLEEP WITH MAKE UP ON
People who sleep with make up might have skin problems in the long run. Sleeping with make up will cause the skin to have difficulty in breathing and problem in perspiring. You will also need a much longer time to go into deep sleep.

DON'T SLEEP WITH BRA
Scientists in America have discovered that those who wear bras for more than12 hours have a higher risk of getting breast cancer. So go to bed without it. ;)

DON'T SLEEP WITH OTHERS' WIFE
You may never wake up again....:p