100 Reasons It’s Great To Be A Guy
Saturday, January 12, 2008
1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
3. You know stuff about tanks.
4. A five day vacation requires only one suitcase.
5. Monday Night Football.
6. You don’t have to monitor your friends sex lives.
7. Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.
8. You can open all your own jars.
9. Old friends don’t give you crap if you’ve lost or gained weight.
10. Dry cleaners and haircutter’s don’t rob you blind.
11. When clicking through the channel, you don’t have to stall on every shot of someone crying.
12. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
13. All your orgasms are real.
14. A beer gut does not make you invisible to the opposite sex.
15. Guys in hockey masks don’t attack you.
16. You don’t have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere you go.
17. You understand why Stripes is funny.
18. You can go to the bathroom with out a support group.
19. Your last name stays put.
20. You can leave a hotel bed unmade.
21. When your work is criticized, you don’t have to panic that everyone secretly hates you.
22. You can kill your own food.
23. The garage is all yours.
24. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
25. You see the humor in Terms of Endearment.
26. Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow.
27. You never have to clean the toilet.
28. You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes.
29. Sex means never worrying about your reputation.
30. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
31. If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
32. Your underwear is $10 for a three pack.
33. The National College Cheerleading Championship
34. None of your co-workers have the power to make you cry.
35. You don’t have to shave below your neck.
36. You don’t have to curl up next to a hairy ass every night.
37. If you’re 34 and single nobody notices.
38. You can write your name in the snow.
39. You can get into a nontrivial pissing contest.
40. Everything on your face stays its original color.
41. Chocolate is just another snack.
42. You can be president.
43. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger seat.
44. Flowers fix everything.
45. You never have to worry about other people’s feelings.
46. You get to think about sex 90% of your waking hours.
47. You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
48. Three pair of shoes are more than enough.
49. You can eat a banana in a hardware store.
50. You can say anything and not worry about what people think.
51. Foreplay is optional.
52. Michael Bolton doesn’t live in your universe.
53. Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into the room.
54. You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.
55. You don’t have to clean your apartment if the meter reader is coming by.
56. You never feel compelled to stop a pal from getting laid.
57. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
58. You don’t give a rat’s ass if someone notices your new haircut.
59. You can watch a game in silence with you buddy for hours without even thinking (He must be mad at me)
60. The world is your urinal.
61. You never misconstrue innocuous statements to mean your lover is about to leave you.
62. You get to jump up and slap stuff.
63. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
64. One mood, all the time.
65. You can admire Clint Eastwood without starving yourself to look like him.
66. You never have to drive to another gas station because this one’s just too skeevy.
67. You know at least 20 ways to open a beer bottle.
68. You can sit with your knees apart no matter what you are wearing.
69. Same work….more pay.
70. Gray hair and wrinkles add character.
71. You don’t have to leave the room to make an emergency crotch adjustment.
72. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
73. You don’t care if someone is talking about you behind your back.
74. With 400 million sperm per shot, you could double the earth’s population in 15 tries, at least in theory.
75. You don’t mooch off others’ desserts.
76. If you retain water, it’s in a canteen.
77. The remote is yours and yours alone.
78. People never glance at your chest when you’re talking to them.
79. ESPN’s sports center.
80. You can drop by to see a friend without bringing a little gift.
81. Bachelor parties whomp ass over bridal showers.
82. You have a normal and healthy relationship with your mother.
83. You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked.
84. You needn’t pretend you’re “freshening up” to go to the bathroom.
85. If you don’t call your buddy when you say you will, he won’t tell you friends you’ve changed.
86. Someday you’ll be a dirty old man.
87. You can rationalize any behavior with the handy phrase “F*#k it!”
88. If an other guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you might become lifelong buddies.
89. Princess Di’s death was almost just another obituary.
90. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
91. You never have to miss a sexual opportunity because you’re not in the mood.
92. You think the idea of punting a small dog is funny.
93. If something mechanical didn’t work, you can bash it with a hammer and throw it across the room.
94. New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
95. Porn movies are designed with your mind in mind.
96. You don’t have to remember everyone’s birthdays and anniversaries.
97. Not liking a person does not preclude having great sex with them.
98. Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: “So…notice anything different?”
99. Baywatch
100. There is always a game on somewhere.
Put Money into your Blog through Smorty
Tuesday, January 08, 2008
Are you a blogger? Do you want to earn a few extra bucks while enjoying the things you love to do? Then try Smorty. It is a blog-paying site that actually pays bloggers to write opinions about the products and services offered by advertisers right through your own blog. It is an opportunity for bloggers to earn while blogging about the topics they love to write about. Through its campaigns, bloggers can then choose the topics that are of interest to them. It is indeed a win-win situation for bloggers and advertisers alike, since bloggers write good opinions and reviews about the advertiser's products. It is also one way for advertisers to advertise on blogs that will promote their services and in return bloggers get paid for doing so. So try Smorty now! It’s still never too late to put some money into your blog. Now is definitely the perfect time to start your own career in blogging.
Solution for your Online Business
Monday, January 07, 2008
Are you in a hassle of setting up your online store? Are you tired of looking for the right e-commerce solution that would deal with your new business on the web? Then worry no more ladies and gentlemen cause Ashop Commerce is here to help you with your marketing needs in the World Wide Web. It will now be easier for you to sell your merchandise through their affordable ecommerce software. A very useful web-based tool with easy-to-use features that offer guaranteed security for all your online transactions. They also provide up to date information and advices for start-up and professional entrepreneurs so you don’t need to worry if you’re having a hard time selling your products online. Customers’ will now have ease in shopping and will be well attended in a very easy manner. Why don’t you try out their free 10-day trial and see for yourself, maybe this is the answer to your entire web marketing needs.
Gambling for fun
Friday, January 04, 2008
Since then gambling for me was a way of releasing stress. I don't gamble because I want to win huge bucks, aside from the fact that gambling is one way of getting easy money, but I'm in to it for the fun. Usually, me and my friends spend a couple of bucks in slot machines cause it is more fun than betting with a co-player. Now that their are online casino games around the Internet, I will no longer have to go and find a casino around town. I will just have to sit in front of my PC, look for a gambling site, bet using my credit card and voila I'm already playing.Online casino reviews such as the PRO360 is very helpful for gamblers like me cause I find it hard to choose the best gambling sites there is on the Internet. With thousands of sites, you can never distinguish which of which you want to choose. It's better to pick the best casinos their is if you're really a serious gambler.
Financing my own business
Just a year ago I was planning to put up my own business. Just a simple buy and sell type of business in which, I could earn aside from working in a corporate company. Though at first I had second thoughts on how in the world I could build my own business, since I don't have enough finances to cover for the all the expenses and I am no expert in business handling. A friend of mine, who's into online business, told me that there's a solution to my financial difficulties. He introduced me to a website called Cash Advance 1500, which deals with cash advance and payday loans. I read about the advantages of online loans and indeed it helps a lot of consumers who are maybe planning to fund their business or are just simply in need of financial assistance. When the time comes that I push through with this endeavor of mine, I would definitely go for an online loan.Sleep Tight Baby
Wednesday, January 02, 2008
Looks like I've found a way of making all babies sleep and not mess around while their mommies and daddies are busy. One jumbo bottle of beer is what it takes to keep them asleep the whole damn night or even at daytime. LOL
I named this baby as RH cause he's soo dozed of emptying one whole bottle of the real strong suff.
iPhone blends
Wednesday, December 26, 2007
Whoa! Very amazing! A blender that can even blend and iPhone. They should've just used an iPod or a Nokia Xpress Music phone instead. (:-) So when it comes to all your blending needs, I recommend Blendtec.
Traveling During the Holidays
Thursday, December 20, 2007
I would love to see the people's way of life, visit historic spots, eat good food, and experience the luxury of staying in hotels that offer affordable rates and cater to the needs of its guests. The Dublin hotels, Cardiff hotels, and Newcastle hotels will provide you with the convenience if your interested in visiting Ireland. A friend of mine, whose business is traveling from one country to another, told me that accommodations in Ireland are the best of not only what they offer but on how they give satisfaction to their customers through service. Geez! I really love to go abroad, maybe tomorrow, next month, next year, I don't know, but I will, soon enough.
All I Want For Christmas Is You...
Thursday, December 13, 2007
The first time I saw you, I suddenly fell and longed to be with you. Oh my Jansport Elefunk Messenger-Type Bag. I want you wrapped around me, on my side, this Christmas.
- Padded adjustable webbing shoulder strap.
- 1 main zippered compartment with file divider.
- 2 corner storage compartments.
- 1 front drawbridge compartment with deluxe organizer.
- Side mesh water bottle pocket.
- Dual buckle closure front flap with exterior zippered pocket.
- 1450 cubic inch/24 liter capacity.
- Weighs 2 lbs./1.0 kg.
- Dimensions: 13" x 15.75" x 5.5".
- 600D Poly/420D Velocity fabric.
Unbelievable Rock Formation: True or Not?
Tuesday, December 11, 2007
An unbelievable rock formation on the shores of a lake in Burma. It's only possible to view this image on a certain time of the year, due to the reflection of the angle of the sun. To view it better, tilt your head to your left as if you want to look at the image from a 90 Degree angle turned to the right and look at the reflection in the water joined together with the rock formation. The image depicts a praying mother and son.
For Sale: Hotdog on Bun
Tuesday, December 04, 2007
Do you like to eat hotdog on a bun? Mmmmm yummy.. wait till you see this..LOL Poor little fella! What if this was your meal today..hahaha Tastes very good eh' Delisyoso!! Chow!
Ohhh LIFE!!!
Saturday, November 24, 2007
Zeroes! Booooo
Saturday, November 17, 2007
Watch the Video and see for yourself...
Do you want to edit you own life?
Thursday, November 15, 2007
Ha ha ha Caught Ya!
No way Jose! I'm never gonna pee on those cubicles. I'm shy! That girl is always watching...hahahaha Tsk! Very embarassing..LOL
Interested in buying a $100 Limousine?
Wowowee! What a very ingenious way of creating a classic, yet a very creative luxurious car. Filipinos will surely love to buy one of these crap. While Americans are trying to develop a 100$ laptop for children in Africa, Russians have developed a 100 buck Limo for Russian celebs. What do you think guys? Will this piece of crap last a day or two?LOL I'll probably swap my refurbished macbook air for this piece of junk..hehehe
Super Contra - Jungle Jam
Tuesday, October 30, 2007
Wow this video rocks man! It's a rendition of the jungle theme in one of my favorite games from Nintendo. When I was still a kid I used to play this video game together with my cousins. I miss those good old days when I was still a kid. I just love playing those classic video games.
Anyways, here's a video to bring those memories back...
The All New Office Word Assistant
Friday, October 12, 2007
Are you planning to kill yourself? Are you tired of writing down your very last words to the world? Presenting the all new Office Word Assistant...
Hassle free -- You no longer need to think of what to say...that'll be too damn hard for ya'..
Just plan your death and you're a sure goner...
CHECK OUT THE SCREEN SHOT... Hurry Limited Time Offer! If you do it now you'll get a new refurbished macbook air. All yours for free...hehehehe
Why do we need to work?
Friday, October 05, 2007
...in celebration of your natural strengths, talents and gifts.
...to make your weaknesses irrelevant, for they are.
...at something you love doing, something that brings you joy.
...to feel the satisfaction of good hard work, of intentional effort.
...to break a sweat, and to get dirty and gritty and real.
...to fulfill your personal mission, or
...to show your agreement with another’s mission.
...to make a difference, to feel fulfilled, to “make meaning.”
...to serve others well, and serve your spirit for giving.
...to support someone you care about.
...to help someone you believe in.
...to learn what you don’t yet know, and
...to teach, coach, and mentor others as only you can.
...for a cause you feel deeply about.
...to leave a legacy.
...to create a better future.
...to deliver a gift to humanity.
...and to show the world what you are capable of...
Maraming Salamat mga bata..Hanggang dito nalang ang batibot...PAALAM!!!
5 Don'ts In Sleeping
DON'T SLEEP WITH YOUR WATCH ON
Watches can emit a certain level of radioactivity. Though small, but if you wear your watch to bed for a long time, it might have adverse effects on your health.
DON'T SLEEP BESIDE YOUR CELLPHONE
Putting the phone beside your bed or anywhere near you is not encouraged. Though some of us will use phones as alarm clocks, but please put the phone as far as possible. Scientists have proved that electrical items including mobile phone and television sets emit magnetic waves when used. These waves can cause disruptions to our nervous system. Therefore if you need to put your mobile phone near you, switch it off first.
DON'T SLEEP WITH MAKE UP ON
People who sleep with make up might have skin problems in the long run. Sleeping with make up will cause the skin to have difficulty in breathing and problem in perspiring. You will also need a much longer time to go into deep sleep.
DON'T SLEEP WITH BRA
Scientists in America have discovered that those who wear bras for more than12 hours have a higher risk of getting breast cancer. So go to bed without it. ;)
DON'T SLEEP WITH OTHERS' WIFE
You may never wake up again....:p