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LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded room.
LUST - When your tongues meet across a crowded room.
MARRIAGE - When you lose your child in a crowded room.

LOVE - When you share everything you own.
LUST - When you steal everything they own.
MARRIAGE - When the bank owns everything.

LOVE - When you write poems about your partner.
LUST - When all you write is your phone number.
MARRIAGE - When all you write is checks.

LOVE - When you show concern for your partner's feelings.
LUST - When you couldn't care less
MARRIAGE - When your only concern is what's on TV.

LOVE - When your farewell is "I Love you, darling..."
LUST - When your farewell is "So, same time next week..."
MARRIAGE - When your farewell is a relief.

LOVE - When you are proud to be seen in public with your partner.
LUST - When you only see each other naked.
MARRIAGE - When you never see each other awake.

LOVE - When your heart flutters every time you see them.
LUST - When your groin twitches every time you see them.
MARRIAGE - When your wallet empties every time you see them.

LOVE - When nobody else matters.
LUST - When nobody else knows.
MARRIAGE - When everybody else matters and you don't care who knows.

LOVE - When all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel.
LUST - When the song on the radio determines how you do it.
MARRIAGE - When you listen to talk radio.

LOVE - When breaking up is something you try not to think about.
LUST - When staying together is something you try not to think about.
MARRIAGE - When just getting through today is your only thought.

LOVE - When you're only interested in doing things with your partner.
LUST - When you're only interested in doing things to your partner.
MARRIAGE - When you're only interested in your golf score.

Never hold your farts in.
It will travel up your spine and it gets stuck in your brain. Thats the reason why shitty ideas and things come out of your mind. Let it out and smell the natural fragrance of your intestinal gas.

We Filipinos are fond of eating at fastfood chains and most preferably love to cook instant meals, especially noodles. The fact that were in a fast paced society only tells us that we need to blend in with the population. Living in a third world country, such as the Philippines, only shows that an average low class Pinoy citizen would rather buy cheap and easy-to-cook meals, than prefer the usual way of preparing the dish served, which takes a lot of time, money, and effort. Don't you know that cooking instant noodles the 'wrong way' could harm our bodies and health? Ting! No idea?

Well, I got this article from one of my office mate in his blog. It deals with the correct method of cooking instant noodles to prevent additives added in the food's ingredients from becoming toxic.

Here are the correct instructions when cooking your favorite noodles:

1. Boil the noodle in a pot of water.

2. Once the noodle is cooked, take out the noodle, and throw away the water, which contains the wax like substance.

3. Boil another pot of water and place the noodle into the hot boiling pot and then shut the fire.

4. Only at this stage when the fire is off, and while the water is still very hot, that you place the ingredients into the water, to make noodle soup.

5. However, if you need dry noodles, take out the noodles and add the ingredients and toss it to get dry noodles.

I found this video of ours from an online streaming site, it kinda looked familiar cause it was tagged Smoking Kangaroos so when I viewed it, I was amazed seeing one of our band mate play our cover song from the Mayonnaise entitled, Jopay.

I certainly missed the times when we're just hanging out in the studio playing all the songs that we love, and jamming as if were rock stars in the making. lol Wish I could still bring back the good old days. Anyways, here's the video featuring my friend and band mate Lyle a.k.a the lead man. Rock on!!:D

Finally after long years of waiting; the band, Smoking Kangaroos have finally launched their independent composition entitled 'Wasted Time', a punk music that instills the importance of time in our lives. This song is a tribute to the Mansion pipz and the Tayubong boys..lolz Enjoy watching this video!

American alternative rock band originating from Omaha, Nebraska. Composed of Nicholas Lofton Hexum on vocals and guitar, Timothy Jerome Mahoney on guitar, P-Nut on bass, Chad Ronald Sexton on drums and percussions, and Douglas Vincent Martinez on vocals and scratches. A rapcore, reggae, funk, and ska oriented band that hit the mainstream. In 2004, 311 covered "Love Song", a song originally recorded by The Cure, which achieved massive radio success and became a number one hit. It was featured on the soundtrack for the motion picture 50 First Dates starring Adam Sandler.